Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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