I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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