we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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