So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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