talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
i think my cat just said my name.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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