did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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