i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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