we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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