Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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