I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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