NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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