I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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