your thong is hanging out like whoa
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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