I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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