You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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