If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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