I am in a vortex of obligation.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I need to stop coming to work sober
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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