David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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