butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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