Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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