While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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