Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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