I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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