Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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