I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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