just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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