butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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