the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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