if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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