I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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