They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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