Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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