Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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