Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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