i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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