Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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