i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
