I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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