Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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