it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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