If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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