Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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