so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize