I CAN MOONWALK!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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