I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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