Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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