why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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