this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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