If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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