I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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