worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
