it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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