Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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