Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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