how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
