He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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