Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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